SHE SHOULD BE THANKING ME...

     Some people may have felt disgust with Kara Crabb's article "Pee in my mouth" which was posted on Vice.com (and reposted on tumblr.com), which advocated the use of one's own urine as a health aide, including gargling with it because it supposedly made a great tooth whitener.  Of course on the other hand, there will also be those who get turned on by such an idea, as well as the handful, who in the interest of science and discovery, will then consume vast amounts of fluids and test the theory on an unsuspecting friend who is passed out on the floor from the previous night's beer bash.

    But as for me, I just felt a little relieved.  A few years back, while visiting my then-girlfriend, I got up from where I was sitting and was about to head to the bathroom.  I had only gotten a few steps, when my girlfriend stopped me by putting her hands on my chest.  She then began undoing my belt as she dropped to her knees.  Now I was faced with a dilemma?  Go to the head... Or get some head?  I'm a guy, so that was an easy choice, especially since my need to go to the bathroom didn't feel urgent.  About 30 minutes later, just as I felt I was about to climax... I realized that I was wrong.  In that one second I had left to think, I realized that I should've made a quick bathroom stop after all, so I wasn't as surprised as she was, that instead of cum, she got a mouthful and faceful of piss.  After the first couple of seconds of shock and surprise, she tried putting her hands up to block the stream, but it just caused it to spray in her eyes and hair.  I apologized profusely, while holding back the strong urge to laugh hysterically.

     Although it's not like I wake up some nights in a cold sweat after having nightmares about that incident (she probably does), I still think of it from time to time, and I feel a little twitch of guilt about it.  Well, after I stop laughing of course.

    So thank you, Kara Crabb, because now I see that I don't have to feel a bit of guilt, because now I realize, that whether I had cum or pissed, really, she should be thank me, because all I would've done, is to help whiten her teeth.

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