"MY BATHROOM DOOR" An Original poem by Rock Rims

    Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven"


Once upon a Midnight Dreary, While I was in the bathroom, weak and weary
I heard a knocking at my bathroom door.
"Who is there?" I did ask, while I was trying to wipe my ass,
"Who is knocking at my bathroom door?"
"It is I", a girlish voice did holler,
"I'll give you head for just a dollar,
So please, Sir, open up your bathroom door."
"If for one dollar you'll do this job,
by all means, come in and Bob on my Knob,
Please my Dear, come in through my Bathroom door."

And in came a girl who I did figure,
If her chest were any bigger,
Couldn't get through my bathroom door.
When she was done, and I had my fun,
I gave her a dollar for a job well done,
and said, "Please, My Dear, go now,
through my bathroom door."
She tossed back 50 cents, and said, "That is all,
I only charge half for an organ so small..."

...And that BITCH took off through my bathroom door!

A Rock Rims original poem

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